So I walk into this bar, right??

....No, that's Matthew's thing. Okay, so... I can't sleep. When I'm in my own bed, my stepbrother and little brother in the incredibly small room we have to sit about in are always texting and talking and won't freakin' shut up!!! So I can't sleep until about after 12 o'clock. Last night, the one night I get in after 11, they are already asleep.

Conclusion: It's a freakin' conspiracy to keep me from waking up on time in the morning!!! I wake up an hour and a half before every one else in the house at 4:30am. Everyone else wakes up at 6:00... Well, they should. But they inevitably end up sleeping in until 6:30(with fifteen minutes left to get dressed, perform hygienic practices, and eat, mind you) The stepfather wonders why, but doesn't seem to want to physically pull anyone out of bed.

They seem to like keeping me up all night. And lately, I've been waking up at 5:30 and 6:00. Even this morning, an hour behind my normal schedule! I should like to kill them!

And another thing! I don't get to sleep in my own bed some nights, my stepbrother does. He constantly disrespects everyone, doesn't give a dang about school, doesn't make the bed when he gets up, and when he does makehte bed he does it in liek ten seconds and I end up making it for real before I go to sleep that night. And another thign! When I make it, as was the case this morning, what does he go and do??? He throws himself on it as soon as he gets up and starts text-messaging. I'll kill him! I'll kill him!!!

Okay, so here's the plan: I get him on a disco floor. He'll start running his mouth.... When suddenly an Elvis impersonator comes out of nowhere, WHAM!