Odd Day at the Beach

It was a different day for Jim. There was something weird going on at the beach. The ocean was ebullient and all the beach goers were fugitive toward the irrepressible sand people. The sand people were attacking everything but Jim knew the the sand peoples foible and that he knew that he had to stop them.
Though Jim knew he needed to stop them he found his feet cemented inn the sand on which he stood. He saw the sand people had begun to aggregate and attack the people who couldn't run for help. His heart was beating faster and he knew this cowardice was more of a flaw than his foible. He started to scream for help , but all of a sudden the lifeguard showed up with a water hose on full blast. This wasn't just any water hose, it didn't need a water source, it was magical; it created water out of thin air! With all the evil sand people obliterated, he stood in a pompous way, as if he knew he would leave a great legacy in the hearts of all the people on the beach that day.
The lifeguard looked back to see tons of people running, he he noticed that one lady was standing off to the side with her head tilted and her arms crossed observing the chaos. The magical water hose swept up the lifeguard ebulliently and took him to the lady.
The woman told him that her name was Madam Fuchs, and she could help him destroy the undersea race of sand people, for a price. After paying the decrepit old woman with four pesos, two pieces of wire and a keychain he bought off EBay, the lifeguard received a pompous spell to make the magical water hose spray Super-Glue . With the first group of sand people dispatched a second wave of soldiers came came and ate the lifeguard and Jim.
Madame Fuchs now lives in a plywood shack, wall-papered with cartoons and she now works weekends as a sideshow in a carnival.