Monday, January 11, 2010

It is ridiculously cold!!!

This is me blogging about my ideals on the stupid weather. It is currently 12 degrees in Morganton, NC, and it is 18 degrees in Jacksonville, Fl. Last night Jacksonville broke the all time low temperature, and a little while ago Morganton got hit with a winter blizzard. Call me crazy, but it isn't exactly getting warmer. What happened to global warming? I'm all for it, if it brings me some warm weather. Obviously, whatever the issue, global warming isn't working right now.

Morganton is now experiencing one of the coldest winters in at least twenty years. Maybe this is due to all of the recycling going on recently; if it is then please stop! I am cold. If I wanted to freeze my but off, I'd move to Alaska, but I don't so North Carolina needs to warm up.

With my new outlook on life, through the weather, I have come to conclude that Global Warming isn't real. I think that the world is just going through it's normal cycles. The world has a better chance of freezing in another ice age, like in
Day After Tomorrow, than to actually heat up from Global Warming. Global Warming is just another scare tactic that the government is using to sidetrack the people from the important things in life.

Don't get me wrong we should respect the earth and go green and all that junk, but personally i wouldn't worry about Global Warming. I mean, according to our society these days, the world is going to end in 2012 anyway. Or is it? If you want to believe the propaganda that is going around about the world and it's environment, then that's your business. All i know is it is cold, and the ice capsules have surely refrozen by now. I am so ready for warmer weather. Bring it on Global Warming!

7 comments:

  1. Haha, I agree with you Kaelyn. I'm pretty sure that January is ten times colder here than any other month. It especially sucks when I have to wait for the bus!

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  2. haha this is funny. I agree, we definitely need to get some warmer weather.

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  3. Thing is, Global Warming is a huge, natural climate change cycle that's been going on for millions of years. We've had... What, two or three ice ages?? The thing is, we're only speeding the cycle up, not causing it in the first place. It all depends on how fast we want ot go extinct. The cycle, one way or another, reaches a stress point where it violently surges into freezing cold, inhospitable temperatures. This is all natural. Get over it. The government may lie, use propaganda, and suck in general, but not on this. Do your research like I did a few years ago. Otherwise, you've got a rather humorous point. We should totally overpollute and kill ourselves sooner and stop unnaturally augmenting this cycle.

    Oh, and you used the wrong form of "butt" in the second paragraph. ;)

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  4. g thanks taylor. lol. i already learned what you just posted. i mentioned the cycles. but i was pretty much joking. lol

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