Last weekend, I saw a new video called Fast Food Folk Song at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru. It is a comic parody of the old McDonald's Drive-Thru raps, where one places your order in rap lyric style. However, in this video, two guys decide to bring back the Folk genre, and they pull up to the drive-thru with a guitar ready to order. The video was so hilarious that I was inspired to write about it today. People say I have too much time on my hands; well, now they're right... I memorized the entire song... :( Well here it goes. (I put 1 and 2 for the two different guys parts)
1: I'll start with a taco, soft like cloud!
2: I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud!
1: I'll choose a chalupa,
2: I'll grab a gordita,
Both: And two taco salads for our senoritas!
2:And a Burrito Supreme,
1: with extra sour cream!
2: It's a cylindrically shaped, seasoned beef dream!
1: A tequito!
2: An enchirito!
1: Some cinnamon twists!
2: A chicken border bowl!
1: Are you getting all of this?
(slower, with a different beat)
Both: And you know that nothing beats a
MMMMMMMMMMMMEXICAN PIZZA!
2: We'll take two of those,
Both: But please hold the diced tomatoes!
Both: And I admit, I've always felt
Both: Like I'm in love with a Mexi-Melt!
2: Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me...
Both: AS THE CHEESE DROPS FROM YOUR TACO-BELL GLOVE!!
(faster, happy beat)
1: I also want a Double-Decker Taco, 'cause I'm feeling wild! And make my sauce Fire!
2:Uh, he'll take mild...
Both: And we'll take two Mountain Dew Baja blasts for a chance at 25 dollars, cash!
(back to original beat)
1: I'm told there's a winner for every five minutes!
2: But I'm stealing your online code if you win it!
1: Why would you do that?
2: You owe me 25 bones!
1: I owe you 5!
2: Plus interest - it was a loan.
1: Oh.
(guitar changes chords)
Both: And I think we'll be satisfied, if we get some Mexican Rice... on the side.
And that's it.
The funny part is, the guy who was taking the order still got every item they ordered. The total cost was $42.69. And for those of you that didn't know, bones is a nickname for dollar.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tiAoP1eD8 (<---- I'm pretty sure that's the video... not sure though.)
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hahahahahaha, that is funny its better than the McDonalds rap if you ask me.
ReplyDeletewow. . . me and melisa sung that, thats creative.
ReplyDeletewow. this is awesome! Drew and I had a blast attempting to sing it :)
ReplyDeletewow, you sure watch weird stuff and you know, it seems like you never seem tired of telling stories.... there's always something on your mind :D
ReplyDeleteVery nice Matt. Hahaha I don't know anyone who would spend $42.69 at Taco Bell. (:
ReplyDeleteI would definitely spend $42.69 at Taco Bell....
ReplyDeleteGive me a beat and I'll attempt this. I believe I've actually spent about $42 before at Taco Bell, we bought a lot of Nachos.
ReplyDeleteha i want taco bell now
ReplyDeleteMatt, you must listen to Weird Al Yankovic's "Trapped in the Drive-Thru," a parody of R Kelly's Trapped in a Closet. It's on his Straight Outta Lynwood Album. It's also on Youtube as a cartoon video.
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